Made of Scars

How many scars do you have and where are they?

Ok, try to stay with me here:

I have about 45...

Here's the ones I can remember:

* 5 on my chest - burn marks from being too reckless

* 3 on my right ankle - from the bone popping out and the op I had afterwards, and also a really bad accident whilst shaving

* 4 on my right knee - operations

* 2 on my right thigh - a stab wound (due to clumsiness on my part) and another shaving accident

* 1 on my calf - a cricket game accident

* 7 on my right hand - from punching things, burns, broken bones, and general silly accidents I had when I was younger

* about 15 on my right arm - some are from clumsy accidents...

* 5 on my left leg - general accidents a kid who didn't know the limits

* 5 on my stomach - two huge scars from operations, two from the time I was in hospital for those operations, and 1 because I was throwing a tantrum...

* 1 on the back of my neck - from a friend stabbing me in the neck with a pencil

* 4 on my head - from a meeting with a cricket bat, fights and general clumsiness on my part

I'm clumsy, very quick to anger (which can result in some not too kind encounters), I like to do risky things and my family weren't too nice to me...

My body literally is a map to my past experiences...

Wow Mai, you need to be more careful!

One on my head from where I was pushed in to a radiator and one on my stomach that looks more like a birth mark from where I feel down a tree at 7 and a branch ripped my side open.

Sun Fin wrote:

Wow Mai, you need to be more careful!

One on my head from where I was pushed in to a radiator and one on my stomach that looks more like a birth mark from where I feel down a tree at 7 and a branch ripped my side open.

Yes mate, she DOES need to be more careful...I'm thinking of investing in a cotton-ball suit for her, that way she can bounce harmlessly off floors, doors, cars, or anything else that usually poses her a physical threat!

I've got nasty scars on my left index and middle finger; I tried to open a can of film in a darkroom with a pair of scissors and...yeeeeeeeah, I nearly hacked my own fingers off. The blood spewed forth in torrents...

Sun Fin wrote:

Wow Mai, you need to be more careful!

One on my head from where I was pushed in to a radiator and one on my stomach that looks more like a birth mark from where I feel down a tree at 7 and a branch ripped my side open.

I know, babe, but I seem to be attracted to danger and pain.

And ouch! Pushed into a radiator? I fell down the stairs right into a radiator once...hurt like hell, so I feel for you there.

How bad is the one on your side, babe? I hope you didn't have any lasting damage.

Mitsunari wrote:

Sun Fin wrote:

Wow Mai, you need to be more careful!

One on my head from where I was pushed in to a radiator and one on my stomach that looks more like a birth mark from where I feel down a tree at 7 and a branch ripped my side open.

Yes mate, she DOES need to be more careful...I'm thinking of investing in a cotton-ball suit for her, that way she can bounce harmlessly off floors, doors, cars, or anything else that usually poses her a physical threat!

I've got nasty scars on my left index and middle finger; I tried to open a can of film in a darkroom with a pair of scissors and...yeeeeeeeah, I nearly hacked my own fingers off. The blood spewed forth in torrents...

I don't want a suit! You only want to get me one to ease your own guilt every time we play fight and you accidentally break some part of my body, or when you drop a fan on my foot again. :p

And the tip of one of Mits' fingers after that accident is all bent out of shape now. It was horrible to see when he did that.

I've got a few minor scars on my arms from a few fights I've been in, the remnants of a stitch on my head (just above my right eye), and that's about it.

No lasting effects except for this scar which looks like a birthmark. I remember at the time it was very painful though

I think that a cotton ball could look good! The start of a new fashion! (OK Mittens wheres that £10 you prmoised me )

Holy begeezus Mei - you poor soul, you must look like a road atlas for britian at times (joking of course )

Ive only a couple both on the napper - one from an accident as a youth and the other from a lad with a brick and penchance for dirty unprovoked attacking of strangers

Sun Fin wrote:

I think that a cotton ball could look good! The start of a new fashion! (OK Mittens wheres that £10 you prmoised me )

I promised you a date with Parrot, nothing more.

Skode wrote:

Ive only a couple both on the napper - one from an accident as a youth and the other from a lad with a brick and penchance for dirty unprovoked attacking of strangers

I take it the 'napper' is ya 'heed', me ol' mate? Did you get the chance to gain revenge for that assault?

Mitsunari wrote:

Sun Fin wrote:

I think that a cotton ball could look good! The start of a new fashion! (OK Mittens wheres that £10 you prmoised me )

I promised you a date with Parrot, nothing more.

Skode wrote:

Ive only a couple both on the napper - one from an accident as a youth and the other from a lad with a brick and penchance for dirty unprovoked attacking of strangers

I take it the 'napper' is ya 'heed', me ol' mate? Did you get the chance to gain revenge for that assault?

Yeah, i had to get stitched up and as such it had to wait but i got it - meanwhile as it healed he was beaten everytime he left his house by a few of my friends and actually some people i was not close to simply as it was me he did it to, i dont start fights i finish them and that has always been the way so a cold hearted attack as to use a brick with no motive from behind on me seemed to be just the excuse people needed to extract violence on him...its fair to say he was not as popular as i haha

Mitsunari wrote:

I promised you a date with Parrot, nothing more.

I've been swindled!

To Skode: Considering I've had my arse kicked up and down this country, I might be on my way to having that map.

To Sunny: Don't let Mits bully you into saying something for money, he'll stab you in the back every time.

Sun Fin wrote:

Mitsunari wrote:

I promised you a date with Parrot, nothing more.

I've been swindled!

Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa...hang on...*hack, splutter, choke*...Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa...

And Parrot was mightily disappointed that you didn't show up - he bought a new frock and matching handbag...

Mitsunari wrote:

]I promised you a date with Parrot, nothing more.

Wait wait wait. When you said I had to go on a date with 'Sunny', I thought you meant Sunny ala My Little Pony!