Playing God for a Day...

So, if you were almighty and omnipotent for a day, what would you get up to?

Would you use the powers granted you responsibly, or would you use them in a fashion deemed eeeeeeeeeeevil...

Or, y'know, would you use 'em to fly around and stuff...

I'd probably use my day to spend it with my favourite bands (I know, pretty predictable for me! ).
I'd gather them all in one room and just spend the time making them perform all of my favourite songs, talking to them about everything and anything, and getting as many pictures as I could.

Also, if I decided not to do that, I might use my day as God to prove to everyone that I'm always right!

I'd kill of all the Chavs who have done awful things (like that group who kicked a father to death when he came out to protect his car) and then teleport myself to the TK era and become the legend that is Sun Fin!

I'd stamp out ignorant bigots.

Sun Fin wrote:

I'd kill of all the Chavs who have done awful things (like that group who kicked a father to death when he came out to protect his car) and then teleport myself to the TK era and become the legend that is Sun Fin!

Yeah, it's pretty terrible what they've been doing. And you go for it, babe! Sun Fin deserves to be a legend.

Mai wrote:

Sun Fin deserves to be a legend.

You bet he does! But I'm working on it with my epic 'The Fourth Kingdom of China' about him.

wassupimviet wrote:

I'd stamp out ignorant bigots.

Yes, me too. This would be near the very top of my list.

Sun Fin wrote:

But I'm working on it with my epic 'The Fourth Kingdom of China' about him.

Ooooooh! (see! now you know I'm interested!)

I didn't get chance to see it on SJA cause I only usually popped in for a few minutes but I'd love to see it, if you want to post it here. I love reading peoples own stories.

Actually that could be one of my tasks when I play god for a day. I'd make people have more confidence in themselves, starting with myself.

OK I'll posts it up in a few minuites but I doubt I'll be dding to it untill th summer now.

Mitsunari wrote:

wassupimviet wrote:

I'd stamp out ignorant bigots.

Yes, me too. This would be near the very top of my list.

Just seems like the logical thing to do, you know? I hate people who cling to archaic prejudices.

First I would set up a system for all the people in the world to have enough food and clean water to drink, and then I'd ensure everybody had the shelter they needed. War mongers would wake up with their heads asplodin', those who are unsure about the fight they are fighting will have epiphanies, and will put down the guns.

I would clear a large area in the middle of the US (somewhere out of the way), and arrange for a lot of media to be there. Then I'd drop my own commandments down there. No huge changes to the commandments, but just some stuff to get less opposition from the religious right on matters I feel are important. Abortion, gay marriage, laxer pot laws, that kind of stuff.

Then I'd kill all the gits and racists and all around asses.

EidonOfTheFist wrote:

First I would set up a system for all the people in the world to have enough food and clean water to drink, and then I'd ensure everybody had the shelter they needed. War mongers would wake up with their heads asplodin', those who are unsure about the fight they are fighting will have epiphanies, and will put down the guns.

I would clear a large area in the middle of the US (somewhere out of the way), and arrange for a lot of media to be there. Then I'd drop my own commandments down there. No huge changes to the commandments, but just some stuff to get less opposition from the religious right on matters I feel are important. Abortion, gay marriage, laxer pot laws, that kind of stuff.

Then I'd kill all the gits and racists and all around asses.

This I like.

EidonOfTheFist wrote:

First I would set up a system for all the people in the world to have enough food and clean water to drink, and then I'd ensure everybody had the shelter they needed. War mongers would wake up with their heads asplodin', those who are unsure about the fight they are fighting will have epiphanies, and will put down the guns.

I would clear a large area in the middle of the US (somewhere out of the way), and arrange for a lot of media to be there. Then I'd drop my own commandments down there. No huge changes to the commandments, but just some stuff to get less opposition from the religious right on matters I feel are important. Abortion, gay marriage, laxer pot laws, that kind of stuff.

Then I'd kill all the gits and racists and all around asses.

Does Canada need a brand-spankingly new and slightly nutty Prime Minister?

It does now.

Mitsunari wrote:

Does Canada need a brand-spankingly new and slightly nutty Prime Minister?

It does now.

Heh, anybody would be better than the lying idiot we have right now. But I guess that's a discussion for another thread...

(As an aside, me as Prime Minister would be ridiculous. There would be a lot more disco in the House of Commons, I can tell you that right now.)

EidonOfTheFist wrote:

Mitsunari wrote:

Does Canada need a brand-spankingly new and slightly nutty Prime Minister?

It does now.

Heh, anybody would be better than the lying idiot we have right now. But I guess that's a discussion for another thread...

(As an aside, me as Prime Minister would be ridiculous. There would be a lot more disco in the House of Commons, I can tell you that right now.)

Plus, all of your policies would be dubious: kids would have to wear pirate costumes as school uniforms, dogs would have experimental voice-synthesisers implanted and no-on would be able to enter a tube train without doing a funky-chicken type dance/shuffle...