The “what am I?” thread...

I'm sure you all know the "What Am I?" game, where you are given a few clues about an object, person, place, etc. This is exactly that.

One member comes in, posts their clues, giving other members the chance to guess. Whoever gets the answer right first, will then get the chance to make the next clues.

I'll make the first one easy:

What am I?

* I'm a questionable bassist
* I'm married (well, the media thinks so)
* I'm a questionable sex icon (for both men and women. Well, 12 year olds)
* I have brown hair and more teeth than brain cells
* I'm in a band full of sell-outs (no offence)

So, who am I?

This is all in good fun, so don't take offence to anything that's posted.

Mitsunari wrote:

What am I?

* I'm a questionable bassist
* I'm married (well, the media thinks so)
* I'm a questionable sex icon (for both men and women. Well, 12 year olds)
* I have brown hair and more teeth than brain cells
* I'm in a band full of sell-outs (no offence)

So, who am I?

I don't wanna say who this is but I can't coax anyone else to do it!

It's Pete bloody Wentz....right? It better had be, now that I've had to say the name.

Ha, indeed it is! Well done, you!

NEXT!

What am I?

* I'm a movie
* I try to show people that not all things "weird" are bad
* I have a few great actors and actresses playing parts that the general public have grown to love since they were kids
* I make people dream
* I'm considered Gothic in the way I've portrayed myself

So, what am I?